If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
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jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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myawesomedairy:

OMFG! I am laughing! But it’s true!
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japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.